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Before we begin the rundown, how about a tribute to our dominant female forces last night, Courtney and Anya:
Everybody look at me, meYes, last night was night of the maneaters - those poor boys just couldn't keep up! But beyond that, last night was kind of a snooze, huh? Actually, I have eyewitnesses that can attest to me falling asleep during a few performances. As our Top 10 dancers were stretched out of their comfort zones, there were more lows than highs, more boos than cheers. Everyone just seemed a bit... off. Even the judges were in a bit of a funk - seriously, Nigel, lay off Travis (more on that later). Of course, that's not to say that a few of our dancers didn't have some wonderful moments.
I walk in the door you start screaming
Come on everybody what you here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people come on jump around
I want to see you all on your knees, knees
You either want to be with me, or be me!
Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
Enough jibber jabber. Let's get to the dancing!